I was leafing desultorily (it’s not easy; try it at home) through a congeries of miscellaneous links when I stumbled upon this image:
As I’ve had occasion to cross swords with a number of “actively looking to be virtuously offended” types, not a few of whom were feminists, I got a kick out of it...but I also started thinking about appropriate rejoinders:
- “No, really?”
- “Which of your college professors taught you that?”
- “Feel free to ogle any part of my anatomy you like.”
- “The cantilevering down here is much more interesting.”
- (Breathing ever more heavily) “Hold on, I’m not...quite...finished.”
That’s just off the top of my head. Gentle Readers can submit their candidates in the Comments.
"I've made my choice!" - Homer Simpson IIRC.
ReplyDelete"I'd say your 'ay-yay-yays' are down here!"
ReplyDelete*bada bing bada bang bada boom*
Yup, surrounded by that dopey expression. I've got a bag big enough to cover all four (not counting the expression,) if you want to borrow it.
ReplyDeleteThe bait you use determines the fish (or male) you catch.
ReplyDeleteWanna be sex object, keep dressing like that.
The headlights are brighter than you are.
Statistician's response: "I have no data to support that conclusion."
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"My eyes are up here."
ReplyDeleteYeah, but your neckline is down to there.
Obviously, child, you weren't Raised Right. No momma worth her salt would permit her daughter to undress
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