Thursday, May 24, 2012

Now I Can Die In Peace Dept.

I showed this headline:

The wait is over: MIT researchers solve the ketchup problem

...to my wife, who immediately shrugged and said, "Well, isn't that why we send our kids to MIT?" But when I told her about this one:

Ass rape leads to multiple homicide

...she guffawed and then asked, "Which Islamic hellhole?"

"That's the news, good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow." -- Jane Curtin, from back when Saturday Night Live was moderately funny.

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