Reasons not to vote for Obama -- #1.

REASON # 1: President Obama is deaf.

Deafness rate = 33.3%.

Look at this picture. Here we clearly see that when the national anthem is being played, everyone else on the stage is, like, able to hear it.

How cool is that?

However, it's CLEAR that Mr. Obama is completely unaware that any music is being played, let alone that it's the national anthem.

Am I the only one in the U. S. of KKK America who has noticed this?! Why am I always the one who has to point out the stuff that people would rather ignore? Is that it?

I know that we go out of our way to accommodate people with disabilities in our country -- and no one supports this more than I do – but President Obama is the commander in chief of our armed forces, as he reminds us forty times a day, and he needs to be able to hear stuff like, you know, right . . . a. . . way.

All day. Every day.

If, for instance, someone is yelling at him that one of our ambassadors is under military attack in some ghastly third-world country and may need to be rescued by U.S. soldiers or something, well, he needs to hear that so he can quickly send those soldiers to save our ambassador.

Dude, If he can't like hear and stuff, how can he save someone who's about to be killed?

Even if the soldiers can get there quickly, what good is that if the President doesn't know they need to be sent?

We, like, sooo need a president who has good hearing.