Thursday, July 25, 2013

Conversations

You do not want to know how this one started.

FWP: Why did you give up the ballet?
CSO: The boobs.

FWP: Oh. Ballerinas aren't allowed to have boobs, are they?
CSO: Nope.

FWP: But why become an assassin?
CSO: Well, it's much more lucrative, and you can do the work a lot longer. And you're allowed to have boobs.

FWP: Ah. Plus, they look great in a skin-tight leather outfit.
CSO: Well, yeah.

3 comments:

  1. Guy SJuly 25, 2013 at 10:08 AM

    So what you are saying is the CSO was watching "Kill Bill" last night?

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  2. MvLJuly 25, 2013 at 11:06 PM

    And The Assassins Guild has a much more catchy motto than ballet could come up with.

    NIL MORTIFI, SINE LVCRE

    (No killing without pay.)

    http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/index.php/Assassins%27_Guild

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  3. AnonymousJuly 26, 2013 at 12:11 AM

    CSO killed Bill, but not last night.

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