CSO: I made fresh pico de gallo, if you’d like some.
FWP: Naah. Sounds too much like some Argentinean soccer player.CSO: No, more like a character from the Looney Tunes.
FWP: Oh, like Speedy Gonzales?
CSO: Or Yosemite Sam.FWP: Wouldn’t it be neat if Looney Tunes heroes were to face off against Marvel Universe villains? Speedy Gonzales against Doctor Doom!
CSO: Hmm...or maybe the Road Runner against Magneto!
FWP: Now there’s a matchup I’d pay to see.
CSO: So write to them.
FWP: Yes, dear. Right after I finish my life-size model of the Taj Mahal.
CSO: Hey! It was your idea.
FWP: I have it from On High that not all my ideas are good ones.
CSO: Who told you that?
FWP: You did.
CSO: Oh. Well, yeah.
(a.k.a. Bastion Of Liberty)
"Keep clear of the dupes that talk democracy,
And the dogs that bark revolution.
Drunk with talk, liars and believers.
I believe in my tusks.
Long live freedom and damn the ideologies!"
(Robinson Jeffers)
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