FWP: We’re short on hot water again.
CSO: It’s just the timing, sweetie.
FWP: Because our neighbors are all watering their lawns?
CSO: Well, they are, you know.
FWP: But why would they be using our hot water?
CSO: First, to save their own money, and second, because hot water shrinks things.FWP: Do you mean...?
CSO: Didn’t you ever wonder why you never see them mowing, yet their lawns are always nice and short and neat?
FWP: My God! A breakthrough!
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