FWP: Boy, this getting clean is exhausting.
CSO: And we have to do it over again every morning.FWP: I’m sure there are people working on it, somewhere.
CSO: Oh no! That would put the soap people out of business.FWP: That’ll never be the title of a horror novel.
CSO: What? “The Soap People?”FWP: Yeah. Try to imagine a plot for it: “They threatened to make the village come clean!”
CSO: Well, it might work in the Middle East.
FWP: Hm. Maybe. But what about “The Deodorant People?”
CSO: That would pack ‘em in.
FWP: I’ll file for a copyright.
(a.k.a. Bastion Of Liberty)
"Keep clear of the dupes that talk democracy,
And the dogs that bark revolution.
Drunk with talk, liars and believers.
I believe in my tusks.
Long live freedom and damn the ideologies!"
(Robinson Jeffers)
"The Deodorant People!" They came from the bowels of Hell...and are heading toward the pits of smell!!" Coming to the big screen in "Smell-O-rama"!
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