I just realized something: As I’m:
- A racist: I maintain that there’s a race war on, and I’ve chosen my side;
- A sexist: I haven’t made any secret of that, either;
- A homophobe: Isn’t that clear from this essay?
- A xenophobe: Because that’s apparently what it means to want the borders enforced;
- An Islamophobe: Well, of course, as I’m both rational and well-informed about Islam;
...therefore I’m deplorable! Now I can vote for Donald Trump in good conscience!
I must tell my wife. This makes twice she’s been right in twenty-five years. She’ll be thrilled!
Despicable. My badge of pride. Silly rabbit, daffy fowl. Go figure. If I was a hacker, I would supply a loony soundtrack, for the elect.
ReplyDeleteVery proud to be an extremely American (see Cars 2) bitter clinging deplorable. Soon my honorifics will become so numerous I'll sound like I'm a member of the Middle Ages Spanish nobility!
ReplyDeleteIt seems I am in a good club, can I be the Sergent -of- Macaroni Elbows?
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