FWP: (glances at mirror) GAAAAHHHH! That face!
CSO: What face?FWP: (points at own reflection) That one!
CSO: What’s so bad about it?FWP: You’ve been looking at for all these years and you have to ask?
CSO: So don’t look at it.FWP: I have to, so I’ll recognize it next time.
CSO: Just put a sticky note on it. Write it backward, so you can read it in the mirror.
FWP: That would work.
(Yes, Gentle Reader, these exchanges really do occur as transcribed.)
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