British collusion?

Srisly. Who are these snakes?

Whatever their [the British aristocracy] motivation, it is indisputable that British intelligence agencies were imagining Putin under mattresses in 2016.

If that extreme paranoia influenced behavior, [the idea of] Russian collusion to steal the election is void ab initio. It was instead British collusion under a false Russian pretext. Proof of British collusion can be found in the number of British spies and the absence of anyone Russian in the sordid tale.^[1]

Dramatis personae:

United Kingdom:

Stefan Halper, Joseph Mifsud, Christopher “Nowhere to Be Found” Steele (“former” MI-6).

United States:

Theophrastus von Obongo, Clinton, Comey, Andrew McCabe, Rod Rosenstein, Bruce Ohr, Nellie Ohr, Lisa Page, Peter Strzok, Lynch, Brennan, Clapper, Perkins Coie, and Fusion GPS.

Russia:

Some guys.

Notes
^[1] "Did The British Collude To Steal The Election For Hillary?" By Thomas Farnan, ZeroHedge, 10/20/18.

UPDATE: Add to members of Team America.