The C.S.O. is very fond of her gas grill. For years she’s used it at every opportunity. However, this summer she’s used it perhaps half as often as usual, owing to inclement weather and other disincentives. But the weekend just behind us seemed to present her with a perfect opportunity...which she barely used. And so:
FWP: (laughs)
CSO: Hm? Whazzat for?FWP: Labor Day weekend is one of the big grilling weekends, right? Like Memorial Day weekend?
CSO: Yeah...FWP: How many times did you grill this weekend?
CSO: Once.FWP: Hah! Another beautiful theory assassinated by an ugly fact!
CSO: Well, all we had last night was cheese and crackers. I could hardly have grilled that.FWP: What’s this? The House Foodie has never heard of grilled cheese?
CSO: (unprintable)
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