tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6557458849091969678.post54727988071016987..comments2023-06-15T09:13:45.467-04:00Comments on Liberty's Torch: Overheard In The CorridorFrancis W. Porrettohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05862584203772592282noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6557458849091969678.post-36821419875183984602012-05-09T04:50:18.339-04:002012-05-09T04:50:18.339-04:00And the converse:
> On a recent transpacific f...And the converse:<br /><br />> On a recent transpacific flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.<br />> The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing<br />> is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she<br />> stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.<br />> Then she yells, "well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on<br />> earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me<br />> feel like a WOMAN?"<br />> For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.<br />> They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.<br />> Then an Aussie bloke stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous:<br />> tall, well built, with sun-bleached blond hair and blue eyes.<br />> He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt<br />> .........One button at a time.<br />> .........No one moves.<br />> .........Everyone is transfixed.<br />> .........He removes his shirt.<br />> .........Muscles ripple across his chest.<br />> .........She gasps...<br />> .........He whispers...<br />> "Here ya go luv - iron this and then go get me a beer...."RegTnoreply@blogger.com