Responsible gun ownership.

We spent weekends at the excellent gun ranges in Guatemala which had what every range should have: a bar. One should always mix large amounts of alcohol with firearms; the day at the range proves much more interesting. (Note from Management: The Editors and publishers of The Diplomad 2.0 in no way condone drinking alcohol while shooting a weapon. To avoid the possibility of spilling and wasting expensive alcohol, always put down your drink before firing your weapon.)

"My Own Darwin Award Nomination: Captured." By DiploMad, The DiploMad 2.0, 12/8/12.

H/t: Cold Fury.