You do not want to know how this one started.
FWP: Why did you give up the ballet?
CSO: The boobs.FWP: Oh. Ballerinas aren't allowed to have boobs, are they?
CSO: Nope.FWP: But why become an assassin?
CSO: Well, it's much more lucrative, and you can do the work a lot longer. And you're allowed to have boobs.FWP: Ah. Plus, they look great in a skin-tight leather outfit.
CSO: Well, yeah.
3 comments:
So what you are saying is the CSO was watching "Kill Bill" last night?
And The Assassins Guild has a much more catchy motto than ballet could come up with.
NIL MORTIFI, SINE LVCRE
(No killing without pay.)
http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/index.php/Assassins%27_Guild
CSO killed Bill, but not last night.
Post a Comment