Conversations

FWP: You know, one of the best things about being retired is not having to deal with people.
CSO: But that just means that everyone you do deal with, you have to pay!

FWP: Hm?
CSO: You pay [our contractor]. You pay [our landscaper]. You pay [our electrician]. You pay [our plumber]. You pay [our pest-control guy]. You pay [our masseuse]...

FWP: Well, yeah, but that means they all have to be nice to me. The miracle of the market, y’know?
CSO: That’s why I save my niceness for my clients.

FWP: Speaking of which, I haven’t received your invoice for this month.
CSO: [Convulses in laughter]