FWP: (belches) Gahh.
CSO: Tummy troubles again?
FWP: Yeah. But why? All we had last night was a salad.
CSO: Don't forget the four Oreos.
FWP: Wow! What a great name for a neo-Motown group!
CSO: "The Four Oreos?"
CSO: Two white guys in blackface and two black guys in whiteface?
FWP: Now you're rockin'!
CSO: But would they?
FWP: Probably not.
That exchange took place at 5:10 AM. Repeat it at your own risk. There are no warranties, express or implied.