Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Conversations

FWP: Is the deer tick still the only recognized vector for Lyme's Disease?
CSO: As far as I know.

FWP: Good thing we don't have any of them around here, then.
CSO: Oh, we do. You don't just find them where the deer and the antelope play.

FWP: Well, at least we don't have antelope.
CSO: Why is that, anyway?

FWP: They converged with Long Island's herd of lopes and mutually annihilated.
CSO: (unprintable)

2 comments:

  1. Why did you label that as "humor" ?
    ;-D

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