Conversations

CSO: I’ve got to get some new bath sponges.
FWP: Not softening up, eh?

CSO: Not at all. Still takes the skin off.
FWP: You could have convinced me it was a loofa.

CSO: A loofa is a kind of sponge!
FWP: Really? Taxonomically?

CSO: Yes. I’m pretty sure, anyway.
FWP: And all this time I thought a loofa was a ball of leftover barbed wire that had been “repurposed.”

[Save water! Shower with your sweetie!]