Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Quickies: Their Enemy

     Never let it be said that the Left failed to recognize an enemy:

     Whole Foods was criticized Tuesday for their efforts to support local law enforcement who have been working tirelessly to secure Baltimore after riots took hold of the city Monday evening.

     “We teamed up with Whole Foods Market Mt. Washington to make sandwiches for the men and women keeping Baltimore safe. We are so thankful to have them here and they’re pumped for Turkey & Cheese,” one of the supermarket’s local store’s posted online.

     Almost immediately, Whole Foods found themselves in a firestorm of controversy. Many were upset that they were feeding law enforcement instead of children in need of food.

     Mind you, those “children in need of food” are merely hungry – and most of them needlessly so, as their parents are on a welfare gravy train of unprecedented opulence. Let their parents shoulder the responsibility for their kids. The Guardsmen are doing a dangerous job under stressful conditions.

     Of course, the above constitutes “welfare-shaming,” or some such. Well, damn it all, it’s shameful to bear children out of wedlock, and an unforgivable delinquency to render one’s children dependent on the State. Such parents should be ashamed.

     Anyway, at last we have an answer to the age-old question “Who will feed those selfsame Guardsmen?” It’s Whole Foods!

     (What’s that you say? That wasn’t the age-old question? Oh. Never mind.)

1 comment:

  1. Liberty City,FL race riots 1980.

    The FLNG was called out and deployed in Liberty City. Most of the small shops there were run by Cubans. They were lavish in their gifts of food and drinks to the Guardsmen who were patrolling their area - as in platters of Cuban sandwiches, pastries, sodas, candy bars, pretty much anything they had in the stores.

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