Conversations

     FWP: We’re short on hot water again.
     CSO: It’s just the timing, sweetie.

     FWP: Because our neighbors are all watering their lawns?
     CSO: Well, they are, you know.

     FWP: But why would they be using our hot water?
     CSO: First, to save their own money, and second, because hot water shrinks things.

     FWP: Do you mean...?
     CSO: Didn’t you ever wonder why you never see them mowing, yet their lawns are always nice and short and neat?
     FWP: My God! A breakthrough!