Punch back, twice as hard

Another savory smackdown.

A woman carrying a Glock pistol appeared at a Beto O’Rourke rally in Colorado on Thursday, challenging him for his comment about taking AR-15s and AK-47s from American gun owners.

“Gun-owning Americans who heard your speech and heard what you had to say regarding ‘Hell yes, we’re going to take your AR-15s and AK-47s’ — Well, I am here to say, ‘Hell no, you’re not,’” Lauren Boebert, owner of Shooters Grill, which encourages staff to carry a firearm at work, challenged.

O’Rourke’s supporters booed her speech, shouting, “Bullshit” as she said it was “not the gun,” but the “heart of the man” that pulled the trigger.

Shoulda shot their asses.

The woman said she lived in Colorado during the Aurora theater shooting and the Columbine shooting. She also said she had four children, was only five feet tall, and could not defend herself from a threat with only her fists.

One man questioned why the woman needed an AR-15.

“I don’t have my AR-15 today. I have my Glock,” she replied.

“Well, you shouldn’t have it,” the man replied.

And just who the hell do you think you are, pray tell? Sorry, fuckface, but you don't get to make those decisions—not for her, not for me, not for anybody. Nor does any legitimate government. Those decisions are ours, and ours alone. That's according to our natural, God-given rights—reinforced, no matter how you pervert, distort, and flagrantly trample the mutilated old thing, by the US Constitution.

But even that is irrelevant. My natural human right to effective means of self-defense is NOT up for debate, is NOT subject to any election or legislation, and is NOT to be fucked with by the likes of you, or any government official you choose to cower behind and send to usurp it. Not without consequences most dire, they ain't. End of fucking story, period fucking dot.

Come and take them, you puling pissant. Better bring help. Meanwhile, nitwit Paddy "Blotto" O'Rourke steps in it again:

Democratic 2020 hopeful Beto O’Rourke participated in an “Ask Me Anything” (AMA) on the popular link-sharing site Reddit Thursday, and his answer on gun confiscation was widely criticized.

In an AMA thread, users are encouraged to ask whatever questions they want in the comment section, and the creator of the thread can then choose what to answer. Reddit users can either up-vote or down-vote comment based on how well they contribute to the discussion.

“How will you confiscate the millions of AR 15s?” one user asked...O’Rourke responded:

“Americans will comply with the law. It will be a mandatory buyback of AR-15 and AK-47s, weapons designed for war. Because we understand that theres no reason for a any of us to own a weapon that was designed to kill people on a battlefield. Especially when that kind of weapon is so often used to kill and terrorize people throughout this country — in their schools, in their grocery stores, in their churches, in their synagogues, at concerts… everywhere. I have met countless AR and AK owners who say they don’t need it to hunt, they don’t need it for self defense, it’s fun to shoot but would give it up. Because they also have kids and grandkids and want them to be safe.”

Unfortunately for poor Blotto, a Redditeer shredded his blah-blah by the numbers:

Ouch. That had to smart a bit.