Conversations

FWP: Why did you give me [a certain much-loved dish which in excess causes me digestive problems] for lunch yesterday, when we'd had it for dinner the night before?
CSO: I hadn't frozen it yet.

FWP: This shall henceforward be on the list of Invalid Reasons To Do Stuff.
CSO: What else is on that list?

FWP: "Lori loves hers," "It was on sale," and "Free shipping."
CSO: No! Not "Free shipping!"
FWP: [In a voice of implacable decision.] Yes.
CSO: [Pantomimes weeping]