Tuesday, May 13, 2014


FWP: Is the deer tick still the only recognized vector for Lyme's Disease?
CSO: As far as I know.

FWP: Good thing we don't have any of them around here, then.
CSO: Oh, we do. You don't just find them where the deer and the antelope play.

FWP: Well, at least we don't have antelope.
CSO: Why is that, anyway?

FWP: They converged with Long Island's herd of lopes and mutually annihilated.
CSO: (unprintable)


Anonymous said...

Why did you label that as "humor" ?

Joseph said...

I wish I had said that.