I could not take the smallest chance that my Gentle Readers might miss out on this gem:
This is the greatest description ever, from a bootleg video in China. pic.twitter.com/yCHzeYu3Mq
— Sandy Petersen 🪔 (@SandyofCthulhu) December 3, 2025
The movie, for any whippersnappers in this old Curmudgeon’s readership, is of course Alien.
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About 40 years ago I purchased a small item made in China that had to be assembled by the buyer. In the directions instead of saying "screw stand to top" it used a synonym for "screw" that began with F and ended in K. I foolishly threw the directions away after I assembled it.
Astronaut #1 Hi mate, I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut #2 In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
As Sergeant Major Bougus, played by R. Lee Ermey in the pilot episode of Space: Above and Beyond, said:
"In space, no one can hear you scream, unless it is the war cry of the U.S. Marines!"
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