CSO: Why on Earth are you whistling Keith Richards’s guitar break from “Time Is On My Side” at this hour?
FWP: Possibly because I’m slowly going insane.
CSO: You need to get out more.
FWP: I think I need to get out less.
CSO: That would be pretty hard to do. You could sign up with the parish to have the Eucharist brought to you.
FWP: What, and just watch the Mass on television?
CSO: Or on your computer.
FWP: God, no! It arrives as a string of tweets.
CSO: It beats the way the non-English-speakers get it.
FWP: How’s that?
FWP: Get thee behind me, Satan!
This marriage schtick has a definite downside.