Friday, July 31, 2015


CSO: Welcome to Blue Moon Friday!
FWP: Yup. We have one this year.

CSO: Didn’t we have two last year?
FWP: I don’t think so. In a year with fourteen full moons, the months with two will be January and December.

CSO: And why is that, Mr. Former Cosmologist?
FWP: Because full moons happen 29 days apart. We can’t move ‘em around like holidays so folks can have three day weekends.

CSO: What? Can’t Congress do something about it?
FWP: Naah. It’s in recess.

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