Friday, June 20, 2014

Spot the fake headline.

  1. Raped by Black Man, Moonbat Blames White Patriarchy – As the night the day.
  2. UK: Rural School Deemed ‘Too White’ By Ofsted Visits London to Mix With Ethnic Pupils – Interesting premise.
  3. Syria: Jihadis Display ‘Power of Islam’ On Donkey Victims – Allahu akbar.
  4. Ireland: Raunchy Nuns Diet Coke Jesus Parody Banned by RTE – The fine line between sacred and profane.
  5. The Great Fear — Why Do Whites Fear Their Own Ethnicity? – Because public schooling has done its job.
  6. Joe Biden: U.S. needs ‘constant, unrelenting stream’ of immigrants. – Calling Dr. Sanity.
  7. Caught: CA Mayor Throws Dog Poop on Neighbor's Lawn – When you positively, absolutely are striving for clarity.
  8. Desperate Iraq asks for U.S. airstrikes, as U.S. prepares to empty embassy – Unforeseeable.
  9. Obama: ‘Our Future Rests’ On The Success Of DREAM Kids – Only foreigners can save us.
  10. IRS says it lost key Lerner emails – Define "lost."
  11. EU Demands Prostitution and Drugs To Be Included GDP Figures – No more confusion.
  12. Report: Key 9/11 architect among 5 released Taliban leaders... – Mistakes were made.
  13. Churches Ordered to Perform Sodomy-Based Wedding Ceremonies – I hope this doesn't mean what I think it means.
  14. Lesbian’s Note: She Was Inspired by Homosexual Church to Murder Lover’s Daughter – Not that there's anything wrong with that.
  15. Pope warns against World Cup racism and greed… – Next: NASCAR racism and greed.
  16. Researcher Trowbridge Links Obama to 1975 Weather Underground Domestic Terrorist Group – Outrageous.
  17. Pius XII Criticism ‘Gives Me a Rash’ Says Pope – TMI.
  18. UK: Police Fobbing Off Victims of Yobs by Asking Them to Write Diaries Rather Than Taking Action, Says Peer – "Deer Dairy."
  19. Were the Vikings Scared of Volcanoes? – If they were close by they were.
  20. Work on border fence resumes. – Obama: One-mile-per-year goal attainable.


MrGarabaldi said...

If I was to guess It would be number 316....unfortunately all the others seem plausable with the current climate.

Robert What? said...

My guess is #20. The only border fence Obama would agree to would be to stop Americans from escaping.

Col. B. Bunny said...

LOL. With most of what's out there, one doesn't know whether to laugh or cry.

There used to be a funny guy on the radio years ago who'd recite a litany of life's woes, always referring to his listener as "Pilgrim."

"Has your wife run off with your probation officer, Pilgrim?"

I wish he'd come back and weigh in on the current insanity. He was a gem.

Col. B. Bunny said...

A good one, Mr. W. I can't fault your logic. When that day comes the fence will be built in 30 days with a minefield half a mile in and the Dept. of Education SWAT Team deployed along its entire length supported by the 3/257th Bureau of Mine Safety Armored Cavalry Regiment. Screening operations to the front by the HHS Cafeteria Worker Spec. Ops. Group (Detached).