Sunday, June 10, 2018

Urk.

Posting by me has been light the last few days. The Colonel went to the E.R. four days ago and was diagnosed with an enlarged ego.

We're dealing with this as best we can but a strict alcohol diet is working wonders just now. More scanograms and hypodermic needles that look like ski poles are in store for us this week. Frankly, our mission here on earth is NOT complete so many more years of caustic commentary, lame jokes, and mundane insights from us can be expected.

During this time, the world's greatest German shepherd thought it was fun to dig up and otherwise destroy the lawn sprinkler system out back. The urge to kill is strong.

1 comment:

Andrew Pryzant said...

Nothing serious, I hope.