Everything Going to Hell Dept.

• Florida Senate Candidate Drank Goat Blood – link.
  
• Debbie Wasserman-Schultz -- "The Republicans are trying to out-right wing each other. Look, between the fifteen Republican candidates who are left — all of whom are trying to out-Trump Donald Trump — by saying, “Yeah let’s kick women. Let’s kick them and immigrants out of this country. Let’s take away health care from women.” CNN, 10/11/15.
• Crowd at Nation of Islam-sponsored “Justice or Else!” rally chants 'down, down USA." -- The Blaze, 10/10/15.
• The Rev. Jeremiah Wright, former pastor of President Barack Obama, offered the traditional Muslim greeting — “salaam alaikum” — at the beginning of his speech at the 20th anniversary of the Million Man March in Washington on Saturday." – The Blaze, 10/10/15. (Pastor to the Presidents.)
• Congressional Aide Arrested After Savagely Beating His Boyfriend In Front Of His Wife – Logo.newnownext, 10/14/15. Hate crime alert: screams “I want to kill you. Die dirty faggy.”
  
• Man Cuts Off Ears To Look Like Parrot! – Daily Telegraph, 10/16/15. UK competition. (Image.)
• Student faces assault charges for throwing baby carrot at teacher – KPHO-TV, 10/23/15.
• Man starts camping outside store 33 days before Black Friday... – Orlando paper.
• High school football player penalized for pointing to sky after touchdown – Link ("unsportsmanlike").
• EMT suspended for saving girl's life without permission... -- Fox5NY.
  
• Will Houston’s Lesbian Mayor Boycott Her Own City? – Conservativebyte.com.
• "University of Louisville apologizes over Hispanic Halloween costumes." – Yahoo News, 10/30/15.
• Couple spend over $320K on plastic surgery to become real-life Barbie and Ken dolls – Daily News.
  
• "Bill Gates says that capitalism cannot save us from climate change. – i100 Independent. Technically correct.
• Black Gang Beats White Men Unconscious for Rebel Flag Sticker in Truck... – link.
• Middle Schooler Given Detention For Hugging Friends At School... – link.
• Canadian Cannibal Life of Luxury Behind Bars Revealed... – link. Canadian competition.