Ultra-Quickies: The Zenith Of Offense Culture

     I think I’ve found it.
     It will be here any day now.
     It will be announced with trumpets.
     And possibly by strumpets.
     And it will go like this:

Twitter’s 140-character limit oppresses women!

     I mean, really: What woman, given a free choice, would choose to limit herself to 140 characters?

     (Love ya, ladies. But you’ve got to admit it’s true.)