Pearls of expression.

Comment by Schlongtavious Lardmaster on a CBS report that "Michigan's Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson says armed protesters [not remotely being leftists] gathered outside her home on Saturday night, 'shouting obscenities and chanting into bullhorns in the dark of night.'":

I am surprised the report wasn’t more biased such as “the armed protesters were armed with firearms including machine guns, automatic weapons and assault rifles with high capacity clips. They also were armed with unconcealed revolvers with oversized clips. And I’d [if] we didn’t mention it, the armed protesters were armed with firearms”.

Disclaimer - Erroneous descriptions are used to illustrate how the media reports, and do not represent my knowledge of firearms, if I owned any, before they were lost in a tragic boating accident.^[1]

^[1] "Payback in Michigan." By Don Surber, 12/7/20.